Tuesday, March 18, 2003

The Onion in History

America's Finest Non-News Source

Headlines March 14, 1945

Japanese Zeroes Held Off by Boy with Dick Tracy Decoder Ring

Our First Lesbian President

Ron Reagan Wounded in Action Film

Nothing Going on in New Mexico

Top Physicists Just Camping,' Say Army Intelligence Officials

First Caucasian Joins Negro Baseball League After Long Struggle

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