Thursday, May 15, 2003

The Big Ten

Is your primary residence within the [local] area?
Are you married, separated, living with someone, or in any other way attached to another person?
What is your position on abortion?
Do you eat vegetables?
Do you eat meat?
How many times a week do you shower?
Have you ever been in a relationship that lasted longer than six months?
Do you smoke?
Please describe your employment status.
Say something funny.

If I thought I could get away with it, this is the questionnaire I would hand to a man on our first date. Any man. A girl has to have standards, and I have some pretty strict rules these days about who gets a second date.

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