ROBB WALSH has a review more on vegetarians than the Vega-Nazi restaurant he goes to.

Soya Cafe
Details: Penne: $6.99
Soya pocket: $7.99
Soya yummy platter: $16.99
Soya hamburger: $6.29
Soya kabobs: $5.99
Where: 1304 Blalock, 713-464-2926. Hours: Monday through Thursday, 11 a.m. to 9 p.m.; Friday and Saturday, 11 a.m. to 10:30 p.m.

We also get some deep-fried Soya nuggets, which taste like hush puppies stuffed with carpet padding -- but in a good way. Our efforts to get some other appetizers are denied by the Chinese woman who waits tables, does the cooking and generally runs the place.

"That's already enough food," she says, waving off our attempt to order more.