Dave Berry is on vacation but before he left he got oodles of people to become Freemont and send bad poetry about the dog ate mother's toes to the poetry contest website.

A Sad Day

i am sad, so very sad,
the tears run down my nose
it was a happy day until
the dog ate mother's toes

Anything else - Gigli looks like the kind of bad movie I usually like, a guilty pleasure. Seabiscuit is supposed to be real good.

I've read two fantastic SF novels recently, The Truth Machine and The First Immortal. These are almost mainstream but generally very good except for the standard bad job of forecasting timing. The First Immortal mentions several things from the first book but can be read independently.